Marketing Writing Cleanup

Rewrite this landing-page copy using Stop Slop rules. Remove AI tells: throat-clearing openers, generic claims, adverbs, business jargon, binary contrasts, passive voice, inanimate abstractions doing human verbs, em dashes, and punchy pull-quote endings. Keep the offer, audience, proof, feature facts, and CTA intact. Make every section name the specific buyer problem, product action, and concrete outcome.

Return:
1. Revised copy by section
2. A table with Before, Problem, Fix for the 8 most important edits
3. Five-dimension score: directness, rhythm, trust, authenticity, density

COPY:
[paste page copy]

Edit this launch post so it sounds like a founder or operator wrote it, not an AI. Cut launch cliches, vague significance claims, 'this changes everything' energy, rhetorical setups, 'not X but Y' pivots, and meta-commentary. Keep concrete facts: what shipped, who it helps, what changed, proof, limitations, and CTA. Use active voice and varied sentence length. No em dashes.

Return the revised post plus a short edit note listing the phrases or structures you removed.

POST:
[paste launch post]

Run a Stop Slop edit on this marketing email sequence. For each email, remove filler phrases, softeners, hype, passive voice, vague benefits, false urgency, and formulaic paragraph endings. Replace abstract benefits with the buyer's concrete situation, action, and payoff. Preserve compliance language and required offer details.

Return:
1. Revised subject line and body for each email
2. The single strongest buyer-specific line in each email
3. Any claim that needs evidence before sending

SEQUENCE:
[paste emails]